What If x3

What if, like, there were these two hotties. Like super hotties...big boobs and booties and bronze tanned skin like heavenly goddesses. And what if this duo of domineering dames were like, tasked to control the Hawaiian climate and atmosphere...
So, like, do you think that, I don't know, these two girls were to do a sexy dance in Hawaii, and they, like, pushed their butts way up in the air, as high as they could, and pushed their booties together, do you think it would be kinda like a volcano? Because, it'd be pretty radical to watch two girls do a 'Volcano Dance', and like, they stay there and stuff until they gotta rip ass, and the ass rippin' causes the volcano to erupt, and stuff, because Hawaii god man isn't pleased with farting volcano babes. Wouldn't that be sweet? Farts that cause natural disaster indirectly...freakin' sweet.

I'm bored, brah! How about you?