What if...?

So, like, if some crazy dude was like "I'm going to burrow my way to China", and he like, totally did and stuff, despite destroying the environment and shit...never mind that. So, if there was a hole from the US to China and stuff, and some girl got locked out of her apartment all day, do you think that if...if she had to hit up the porcelain throne at midnight, she could fart loud enough to penetrate, like, through the very Earth and stuff to spook some Asian dudes? Like, better yet, do you think some Asian man could get off to said echoing farts? Dat'd be so sick...

I'm dead fucking tired...

's Poison musk has spread once more...